GO TO JAIL, LOSE WEIGHT, AND FILE A LAWSIT. WHAT THE?

I just read an interesting article while I was sitting at home having a punt on the races. It has got me fired up.

Seems some 19 year old mug in Arkansas, who thinks its cool to beat and stab someone to death, has actually lost weight in jail (or gaol as I should be writing it the English way) and wants to sue because of it!

This cowboy, Broderick Laswell, went in the cage at 413 pounds (a massive 187kgs!) and has lost 105 pounds (almost 50kgs) which is not a bad effort.

Most people would be happy with this weight loss and lessening their chances of clogged arteries, heart attacks, daily insulin injections because of diabetes and other life threatening conditions.

Not this bloke, who has filed a lawsuit with the county for starving the prisoners because they are only getting a small amount of chips with their sandwiches, minuscule biscuits and cakes and 'only 2 small cookies' for meals.

With the law being the way it is, this bloke will probably win millions of tax payers hard earned.

Here's an idea for you mate:

How about behaving like a normal, law abiding citizen then you won't have to whinge about the crap they are feeding you in prison because you wouldn't be there!

You could be stuffing your face, and your arteries, at Maccas instead of what you're doing now.

Or here's another suggestion:

Maybe we should just feed this bloke until he has a massive heart attack - which wouldn't be too far off even at his age.

Then we wouldn't have to deal with these type of complaints from these low life criminals.

But that would be politically incorrect wouldn't it...